The astounded nurse

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible

sunburn. He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being

diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to

blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous

intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra

pill every four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do for

him, Doctor?

The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."